Really likes @nathanfillion’s new show, but can’t help thinking “the hammer is my penis” every time he’s on screen.
The TRUE walk of shame is a guy walking beside his girl with her pink heart-patterned duffle bag slung across his back.
“The thing about U2 is, none of them is going to die anytime soon, unlike the Rolling Stones, who are going to drop any time.” Bif #SNL
U2 sounds like they’re playing in someone’s garage. What’s up w/the SNL acoustics? Also, that stage isn’t NEARLY big enough for Bono’s ego.
Last night at the movies, a girl upended the contents of her stomach, watched more, & repeated several times. #etiquettefail #badseatchoice
“Fuck ‘talking like a pirate day.’ It’s my birthday.” - @maguspsu
Offensiveness alert: The Kanye/Taylor Swift thing has brought out the n-word: http://is.gd/3nUhQ Ew. Don’t ppl realize Twitter is public?
Um, I have to direct your attention to Garfield (the president) as Garfield (the cat): http://www.garfieldasgarfield.com/ via @acidalys
